Hakuteiken reporting to farm and guard supervisors.

By circumstance of the recent afflictions, I am not able to work my shifts today. I am requesting any available replacements to take up the shifts in my stead. However, if there is no one available to do it, then I will work extra hours to compensate for lost time.

Intriguing; however, completely illogical.

Formal introductions are in order. For now, refer to me as "Hakuteiken".

Apparent theft. Disorder. Chaos. However, I believe I am capable of assisting those targetted by criminal offenses.

[ooc: Hakuteiken = affected. Wardrobe = Batman. Going w/ DC Comics here.]